Morgan Ranks the Cast

[Host]

I am going to rank the cast of the first two seasons (yes, all 42). They will be ranked as a combination of gameplay, entertainment, and likability based on my own personal preference. I will try to keep personal feelings out of it as long as possible. Each season I will update the ranking with the new contestants.

I'm going to try to get the first 10 or so out that were just shitty before going into a more real discussion.

[Host]

42. Natalie
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 20th
Edgic: UTRN

Natalie was probably the most inactive person in my series. She got UTRNs in both of her episodes, the first of which she got for being a heinous bitch during the immunity challenge. She spoke to everyone the first day and disappeared, and got booted over an active Lisa who showed up a day late, which was a travesty (chris <3). Her next UTRN was because she went inactive and lost the challenge for her team. Luckily she was booted promptly.

The saddest thing was that Natalie was the person who seemed the MOST excited about the game during the pre-stage interviews.

[Host]

41. Eli
Season: Angels & Demons
Placement: 16th
Edgic: UTR

Even more disappointing than Natalie, Eli is someone who was very respected in the ORG community. He was around for the first two challenges, then just dipped out of the third. If anyone knows where the fuck Deetman went, I'd like to know to give him a piece of my mind- as he was the first person to sign up for season 1. When they fall, they fall hard. I wish he had gotten the boot first so that the trainwreck star Kimi could've gone farther <3.

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40. Sterling
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 17th
Edgic: UTR

Rounding out three of the inactive trifecta, Sterling was actually in a great place in his original team. He was in an alliance with Murphy and Zoe and was one of the more dominant members of his tribe challenge-wise. However, this is the asshole who pushed for Lisa to go over Natalie (along with Zoe, but I can forgive her). Right before the swap, I simply removed him since he went inactive for over 24 hours. Good riddance.

[Host]

39. Ray
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 18th
Edgic: UTR

Ray went out around the same time and reason that Sterling did, but he beats him for a few reasons:
-He apparently disappeared in the ORG he was hosting and has been gone since, so it was probably something out of his control.
-He was the last of the four black people standing in Good & Evil 2 (such a racist cast).
-He created the short-lived PANDA alliance which comprised of himself, Annie, and Ingrid at the beginning of the game. If he hadn't become worthless, it's quite possible that Emily wouldn't have gotten as far as she had as she kind of replaced him in the alliance.

[Host]

38. Xavier
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 22nd
Edgic: MOR

I kind of wish I had ranked Ray higher than Xavier now, but YOLO. Xavier was active his one round in, and actually tried to target someone but he was just kind of too worthless at being a human being to get that accomplished. He was the only person to ever get booted on the dominant Terra tribe (which self-destructed miserably at the merge).

[Host]

37. Lisa
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 24th
Edgic: CP

The proverbial first boot . Lisa showed up a day late to the game and got totally screwed because of it, as everyone had already decided to boot her the first day. She got attacked in the first immunity challenge and just couldn't wedge herslef into her tribe. If she had stayed, Ignis probably wouldn't have fallen apart like they did- but that was so lulzy I'm not mad. Sucks to see Chris Lord get 24th place though.

[Host]

36. Belle
Season: Angels & Demons
Placement: 10th
Edgic: UTR

The blackicide continues. Maybe I'm racist.

To quote Courtney Yates, Belle was the Susan Lucci of tribal council on Team Evil. She would participate in every challenge and essentially voted whoever Amy told her to vote for (I'll discuss Amy's Army later), however she was obviously the most worthless one. She almost went a few times, but was always saved by Amy or some force of nature. It was aggravating. Luckily, Cassie and company decided to go after her when the tribes merged since she was the most worthless and it worked because Piers was bitter than Belle had stayed all that time.

[Host]

35. Kimi
Season: Angels & Demons
Placement: 18th
Edgic: MORN

Kimi sucked, there is no question about it. She is probably the biggest reason that Evil lost the first challenge, and it was clear that she deserved to go home. However she was such a glorious inept trainwreck about the entire situation that it was just hard to not lol. She was actually trying in her own way. I have a secret theory that she was 10 years old, and if so- I give her props. I would love for her to come back and play and trainwreck her way to a runner up spot <3.

[Host]

34. Kyle
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 15th
Edgic: MORN

Fuck you Dylan.

Kyle was actually a very funny surfer dude, kind of in-character and charming at the beginning. He seemed to have this UTR challenge God strategy ala Fabio, and I think he just kind of sucked at it. Everyone on original Ventus had cross alliances and he was in none of them. He literally survived to the swap because the females on his tribe were goddesses and Ray suddenly went inactive. I am almost positive he would've been voted out over Ray had I not intervened. Luckily at the swap he purposefully signed off for 24 hours so he would get voted out. Then when he saw he did, he came in and told his tribe "deuces". What an asshole.

[Host]

33. Graham
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 23rd
Edgic: MORN

Poor Graham. If you don't know the legend of this guy, he does not have a computer and can only play on his iPad which proves unfortunate for him a lot . He made a solid effort his first round, but he was in one of the more involving tribes and without all that AIM contact- he was quite screwed. He was a likable guy though.

[Host]

32. Ariel
Season: Angels & Demons
Placement: 14th
Edgic: UTRN

Ariel was this wenchy hangnail in the Good tribe in season 1. She had some allies and some friends around, but mostly when they started to dwindle down she became a huge challenge and morale liability. She was in the "inner" alliance at the beginning, and even though Michael and Laela were over-the-top outcasts. The final round that she was in, she literally cussed out the guy in charge of their tribe about not accepting her ~worthlessness~. What balls.

[Host]

31. Britt
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 14th
Edgic: MOR

It pains me to rank Britt this low, because she's great. This was her second ORG (she was Emily in Starz 6 if you know her). She was like the definition of a MOR player in the game. She was alright at socializing, alright at strategy, alright at challenges. I always assumed she'd make the merge, but when the swap happened she got really sick apparently and had to go MIA. I would love to rank her higher, but she didn't really make a mark.

[Host]

30. Raphael
Season: Good & Evil
Placement: 15th
Edgic: MORM

Raphael was very hard to rank for me, because he elicits so many mixed feelings. Firstly, he was not an outcast on his tribe but he was not in the "inner circle" either. His strategy was to be an UTR but likable player, and step up his game at the final 7 or so. It's an admirable strategy, and he was actually doing it very well. He was less than average at challenges, but it didn't cause as many problems as Ariel did. However, Gregory in his ~lulzy deviousness~ as I like to call it, randomly decided to target him over someone who was outcast like Laela or a challenge liability like Ariel. I truly believe that Gregory's random targeting of Raphael to get "villain status" is partially the reason he got blindsided at the final 7.

[Host]

29. Owen
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 13th
Edgic: UTRN

Owen was a nice enough guy. He was probably on the most clusterfuck/strategic of the original tribes (Aqua) and essentially survived for a long time because he did his part in challenges and was non-threatening. When the new "Good" inner circle was created at the swap, he really didn't stand a chance and was generally disliked by most of the people for being seemingly unintelligence. He did seem to have his heart in the game though, so for that, I rank him here.