Morgan Ranks the Cast

[Host]

28. Valerie
Season: Angels & Demons
Placement: 9th
Edgic: MOR

The first juror to get the boot and this bitch deserves that honor so much. She was probably my least favorite member of "Amy's Army" because she was such a smug bitch the entire game. She would give like four sentences of confessional every round, which I could appreciate, but when I would ask her to write more she would snap at me. She was good at challenges, but just kind of did whatever Amy told her to do. When Amy quit, she pretty much just went inactive and waited for herself to get booted, only to come back and vote for Decan at the finals. I honestly don't know how she would've voted if Decan or Piers wasn't there. Glad that she didn't make it any further.

[Host]

27. Violet
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 21st
Edgic: MORP

Violet is definitely the most robbed player in the history of this game. She was the first of Faith's "victims" and left over someone half-worthless like Owen. She didn't 'connect' with everyone the first round, but she sure tried her hardest in the first challenge and she tried very hard to assimilate. I was rooting hardcore for her to make it past that first vote, but it just wasn't meant to be. This girl came out of 'retirement' to play the game only to be one of the first boots . I hope she comes back to rock a later season <3.

[Host]

26. Dante
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 16th
Edgic: MORP

On the surface, Dante seems like someone who would rank a lot lower in this. He's not the brightest flame on the Menorah and he certainly isn't the strongest competitor. However, if you check out his confessional from season 2, you'll know what I mean. It's loaded with GIFs of drag queens and him spewing out bullshit power rants about how he's ~controlling the game~ because he predicted an inactive would go next.

Here's a quote:

"Once again my Predictions came true and another back has been aimed and stabbed with precision
Flawless mind reader bitch is flawless
"

And another...

"
Mama Dante Jujubee ain't liking it none a bit tbh"

And that's only one episode ya'll.

Part of me was just dying for him to make it far somehow for the serious lulz of it, but when the Evil team finally decided to take themselves seriously- he got the boot because he just sucked at challenges. Dante <3.

[Host]

25. Sofie
Season: Angels & Demons
Placement: 17th
Edgic: MORP

While I still hold that Violet was the most robbed, I also feel Sofie was robbed as well. She wasn't on for the first challenge and her & Laela were immediately outcasted by the rest of their tribe. She fought hard to really be a part of the group, but it seemed to be futile. Sofie is just kind of a personal favorite of mine half because her profile picture is glorious and MORP darlings are just too great to not like, you know? Anyways, I would also love to see Sofie return one day <3.

[Host]

24. Jackie
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 19th
Edgic: OTTN

Jackie is the epitome of an OTTN early boot. She had everything going for her- she was in the main alliance, she was a great competitor, and she really wanted to win. However, I really think being on a small tribe of 5 was her undoing, because she couldn't handle the strategy of dealing with a small number of people- who are all going to talk to each other. When Henry was the next to go since he fought for Violet to stay the previous round, Jackie ended up self-destructing and Faith decided at the last minute to clip her wings and keep around Taylor & Henry (oh...the foreshadowing). Jackie boardicded and was generally a nuisance her entire stay in the game, but she definitely was memorable and for that she gets #24.

[Host]

23. Scott
Season: Angels & Demons
Placement: 8th
Edgic: MOR

Scott was a very similar beast to Valerie, however I like him a hell of a lot more. He didn't do confessionals a lot and he was a virtuous member of Amy's Army, but he was definitely impacting. He would antagonize people, in his own tribe and on the other, during challenges and he would post the most ridiculous shit around the board. He was hilarious every now and then, and when the merge happened and he got the key to Cassie's 'chest', his strategy was to ignore her and all of the Good people so they wouldn't get the HII lol. Read: his strategy was to not speak to the majority alliance. Obviously that did not work out for him, but I have fond memories <3.

[Host]

22. Peter
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 11th
Edgic: CP

Peter getting a CP rating was kind of a stretch, and I kind of regret now, but at the beginning of the game he really deserved it. Peter was absolutely my pick to win at the beginning, especially with the Terra tribe dominating like they did. However, the tribe was full of challenge whores and zero strategists, which apparently dissuaded Peter for being the strategic God he was born to be. When the Evil team got together, he was once again discouraged because of how much his team sucked that by the time the merge happened- he kind of lost all will to play thinking he was on a sinking ship. When Annie and Faith heard that he was very liked on the other team, he was toast. He ranks this low for disappearing during jury voting </3.

[Host]

The top half:

Amy
Annie
Cassie
Chad
Decan
Emily
Faith
Gregory
Henry
Ingrid
John
Laela
Michael
Murphy
Oslo
Piers
Quinn
Selena
Taylor
Wendy
Zoe

[Faith]

am i the only one there twice? ^.^

[Host]

no.

[Faith]

Nope, Choslo is there

Faela & Choslo FTW

[Host]

21. Murphy
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 6th
Edgic: UTRP

Murphy makes a very MOR placement because he was likable and adaptable, but he mostly played a very UTR and follow-the-leader kind of game. He was one of the last two remaining Ignis members after their tribe self-destructed, and was the only one to keep Lisa and want Sterling out over Dante. When the swap happened, Zoe pretty much pulled him into several different alliances to save his ass. His merge game could be compared to that of Tarzan, in that he saw a sinking ship and he jumped. It was solid, however he couldn't solidify his position with the Ventus girls like Henry could. When Henry won immunity, Annie wasn't able to take him out like she wanted to so Murphy's time got cut short. He played well, but it wasn't exciting. He's a very likable guy though.

[Host]

20. Amy
Season: Angels & Demons
Placement: 12th
Edgic: CPM

"You can't win without a little sin."

Amy was definitely the hardest person to rank in this game for me. For one, she was a great character, great strategist, and awesome competitor. You'd think she'd get higher. So firstly, I'm going to talk about Amy's positives. At the beginning, she had probably the best zingers & one-liners. She is the only pre-merge boot in both seasons to get multiple episode quotes. She created an alliance with Decan in which they both pretty much ran the tribe, and she had her minions (or "Amy's Army" I like to call them) of people who were only active for challenges and to be told who to vote for (Valerie, Scott, Belle). They made no attempts at socializing outside of following Amy's orders, which hints strongly at a retarded pre-game. I learned my lesson the hard way about announcing tribes early. Amy is the complete reason the Evil team didn't get demolished down to just her and Decan, and I kind of hope that she did.

What makes Amy suck is that she went from being a P-toned tribe leader to being a N-toned life-sucker, immediately targeting anyone who led to her assured path of destruction- namely Piers and Oslo. Now while I must appreciate her 3-2-2 blindside of Oslo when he had the idol in his pocket, I just really wanted to see someone like Belle go home.

My least favorite thing about Amy is, after all of the shit she pulled, she quit right before the merge- essentially telling her followers not to play anymore. Belle and Valerie fell off the face of the Earth and were voted out pretty quickly (thank God). I can't harm her too much for this, because honestly if she had stayed- Piers was going to idol her out. So she was going to get 12th anyways, but that would've been so much more glorious than her just quitting.

[Host]

19. Chad
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 12th
Edgic: MOR

Chad was definitely the quintessential first juror. All of pre-merge he was in a great spot, probably the most MOR contestant this series has ever faced. He wasn't too strategic, but not too UTR. He wasn't a challenge force, nor was he weak. Everyone knew him and liked him, but no one really cared about him. His one mistake, that ultimately cost him really, was his management of Quinn. He game into the merge game guns blazing about finally stepping up and taking control, but he wasn't very good at it. Quinn and Murphy both tried to flip, and in the end he got outplayed by Faith. It was a little sad to see him go, but getting screwed just seems to be the path laid out for Sam <3.

[Host]

18. Quinn
Season: Four Corners
Placement: 10th
Edgic: MORM

MORM is such an underrated edgic rating and it fits Quinn perfectly. MORM people are those who are not strategic masterminds or the most visible players, but the ones who tend to bounce between doing absolutely nothing and bouncing off the charts randomly with underdog and villainous behavior. That is Quinn. Quinn was pretty much non-existent until the first Judgement she went to where she proclaimed openly she was "on the wrong tribe", and people almost considered flipping to vote for her. She immediately garnered the disdain of Wendy, who actually spoke more about hating Quinn pre-merge than Quinn spoke at all. Quinn however, always knew she was on the outs, and at the swap made friends with Zoe. Zoe told her where the 'crest' was for her tribe, and Quinn found it, only to get screwed by Zoe later so Zoe could get an idol . At the merge, Quinn had finally had enough and flipped on her tribe after a strategy session by Emily and Faith. I don't know what could've become of Quinn, as she went inactive right thereafter because of Hurricane Sandy...only to conveniently return again when it was time to place jury votes.