[2] Army of Skanks

[dominic]

Well I managed to survive the first plague without getting my beautiful face eaten off by a zombie! That would have been a
little unfortunate... The people that ended up getting eliminated were Austin and Leo, neither of which I gave a shit about. Austin
was on a lot at the beginning, but then went MIA, and the only time I ever saw Leo was last night and he seemed to be just
scurrying around like a rat trying to catch up. Too late, too bad.

The real highlight of the night was finally being divided into tribes. I enjoyed everyones company and all, but it was just too
many people to keep track of. The tribes were divided as follows:









As you can see, I was placed as a member of the amazingly-fierce Ellis Island Tribe. It's obviously the better of the two
islands and we all know that the other tribe is mad jELLIS of us. (Yeah, I don't care how lame you think "jELLIS" is, I'm gonna
make it happen.)

Of my tribemates, I am most thrilled to see Ellen, Colleen, Ben, and Yuri. I've bonded with those four the most and I'm positive
we can work something out. It's hilarious, actually, because we've only been sorted into tribes for a few hours and people
are already being drawn to me. I've received PMs from Yuri, Ellen, and Carly so far saying how "happy they are to be on the
same tribe as me." Whether or not this is bullshit, I don't care at the moment. I'm like a Mexican-God Magnet for these fuckers
and let the games begin.

Of course, I do have to be careful. We wouldn't want a repeat of GvsE1 where I was controlling my entire pre-merge tribe, only to
be called out as a threat and blindsided post-merge.

Yeah, that takes the life right out of my good mood.

Well, I'm gonna go make an alliance with Ellen and Yuri. They seem the most trustworthy, in my opinion. Will report later!

[dominic]

However... this sums up how I feel about being on the same team as Tina the Terrible.
Sigh... hopefully it won't be too hard to convince people to vote her out first.

[dominic]

I am in LOVE with my team. Mainly because we all have a similar sense of humor and have been bashing Tina for hours.
We've determined that she's the star of the show and will have several spin-offs. [Totally saving this to come laugh at again later.]


[Ryan] ten bucks says Tina is voted off and comes back
[Ryan] just remember that i'm saying it now!
[Dominic] no way I'm betting against you lmao
[Ellen] you heard it here first folks
[Dominic] cause i can see that
[Dominic] YEAH THATS RIGHT MORGAN
[Dominic] WHEN YOU READ THIS LATER
[Dominic] WE CALLED IT
[Dominic] <3
[Ryan] I'M TINA
[Ellen] <3
[Ryan] AND MY FATHER DIED
[Ryan] AND I'M BACK, BITCHES
[Ellen] "HEY GIRL WANNA TRADE ANSWERS I HAVE NONE SO GIVE ME THE 14 YOU HAVE"
[Ryan] "GUYS I ACCIDENTIALLY DELETED ALL OF MY BIOS."
[Ryan] *no reply*
[Ryan] Tina is now offline.
[Ryan] I hope Tina wins.
[Dominic] Tina for AS
[Ryan] Tina for President
[Dominic] Morgan: Congrats on Final 2 you guys.. but TWIST TINA RETURNS!
[Dominic] *jury orgasms and votes her unanimously*
[Ellen] Good Vs. Evil 4: Tina's Revenge
[Ryan] Twist: Tina has immunity until the final 5, and then she has 2 HII's that she can use
[Ben]  
[Ben] Tina winning would be super trolly
[Dominic] Good vs Evil 5: All Tinas
[Ellen] Good vs. Evil 6: Tina and Friends
[Ryan] America's Next Top Tina
[Dominic] Good vs Evil 7: Fans vs Tinas
[Ellen] lmao Ryan
[Dominic] The Amazing Tina
[Ryan] Big Tina
[Dominic] The Bachelor-Tina
[Ellen] Big Brother 9, Til Death Do You Tina
[Ryan] LMAO
[Ryan] I'm dying.
[Ellen] omg I love you guys
[Dominic] 16 and Tina
[Ryan] The Walking Tina
[Ryan] American Horror Tina
[Dominic] Tina's Anatomy

[dominic]

Team Tina Forever. <3

[Dominic] can Tina be our mascot?
[Dominic] the Ellis Island Tinas
[Ryan] Can we please call ourselves then?
[Ryan] Can we all make an alliance and just call ourselves the Tina alliance?
[Dominic] and make signature banners
[Dominic] lmao
[Ellen] The Ferocious Ellis Island Tinas!
[Ellen] Team Tina
[Yuri] Team-na
[Ryan] Can we all dress up as her?
[Ellen] It can be like the movie Heathers
[Ellen] only we're all named Tina
[Ryan] I'm changing my name to Tina.
[Dominic] omg Tina that is a wonderful idea!
[Yuri] Great ideas Tinas
[Ellen] What's your damage Tina?
[Dominic] Tina, you'll never guess what Tina told me earlier!
[Yuri] Do tell Tina
[Ryan] Tina has an alliance with Tina!
[Yuri] That TINA!
[Ryan] That's So Tina
[Ryan] It's the future she can see
[Ellen] I don't trust Tina as far as I can throw Fat Tina
[Ryan] NOBODY GETS BETWEEN ME AND MY TINA
[Ellen] Especially not another TINA

[dominic]

Presenting the best alliance ever created...

TINA'S ARMY OF SKANKS


Ben - Dominic - Ellen - Ryan - Yuri

Sure, Tina doesn't really know she has an army, but it's whatever. In Tina We Trust.

Now of this group, I definitely have my reservations. We all made a pact, but we all know how alliances formed at the beginning
of games end up... (cough cough SEASON ONE). Of this group, I definitely trust Ellen the most. We have been genuine since the
first challenge and I think we have each others backs. Yuri seems like a super cool guy, but I feel like he's pitching me the
same thing as Ryan and Ellen. I think he's definitely telling everyone the whole "you're the one I want to work with" story to
get a lot of allies. I see through it though so at least I'm aware. Ben is another person I've grown to trust and we've had a lot of
good convos. I just met Ryan tonight and I'm already in an alliance with her...lol oops. She seems like a super cool person
and I definitely get along with her though. Here's to hoping this works out!

Not too shabby for night one of this tribe, if I do say so myself.

[ingrid]

I enjoyed reading all your thought! Keep it up

[annie]

Stop trying to make JEllis happen, it's never going to happen.

[dominic]

Dec 17, 2012 8:13:08 GMT -5 annie said:

Stop trying to make JEllis happen, it's never going to happen.

Congratulations, you're the sixth person to say that. And that, my dear Annie, is the point

[dominic]

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS. SHIT?!

Ryan and I fucking KILLED our part of the challenge. We found the soap and the cheyenne in about 3-4 minutes. Then comes Yuri,
the chemist, who has one of the easiest jobs in the whole challenge. AND WHAT DOES HE DO?! He starts asking
question after question after question instead of fucking posting! It was mind-blowing that something so simple was requiring
so much thought for him!! He will be the reason we lost this challenge. Here's an example of his stupidity:

[Yuri] do I post the image or the formula in the same thread as your found items?
[Dominic] post the completed puzzle i guess
[Ryan] yes
[Dominic] and then you have to post 20 cheyennes and 15 soaps
[Yuri] do you have to find that many?
[Dominic] no we just find the images for you
[Dominic] and you post it that many times
[Yuri] so I dont' have to wait for the boat to get there?
[Dominic] no
[Ryan] No!
[Ryan] Go!
[Ryan] we are being timed!
[Dominic] go go go it's times
[Dominic] timed
[Dominic] Yuri, now post 20 cheyennes and 15 soaps
[Yuri] OK is there time between?
[Ryan] NO
[Ryan] just go
[Dominic] GO GO GO GO GO

HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO!!! He's had hours to read these rules and he's so incompetent that he can't
even follow them. He's had the solution for the last 20 minutes, and has only posted 7 cheyennes in that whole time period..

RYAN AND I ARE FUCKING LIVID. I swear, that's first-boot worthy. I don't even fucking care if you are part of the Army of
Skanks. With skills like that, you're worth being replaced.

[dominic]

I swear, bitches be beggin' me for alliances left and right. Along with Tina's Army of Skanks, I now have Carly in my back
pocket in case something goes wrong! It really was a glorious moment!

[Carly] So I have a question for you.
[Dominic] yes ma'am?   ask away
[Carly] Your really active. And strong. And I feel like I am active as much as I can be.. And I feel I am strong too.   So I was
wondering if you wanted to team up together.   
[Dominic] Well, I wouldn't say I'm the most active ever, but I'm here in I can be   And I'm certainly honored to be asked by you 
 and I would love to work together!

So yeah, the super sexy alliance of Carly and Dominic is born. <3 Whether or not I'll even use this is still to be determined.

[dominic]

Dec 18, 2012 21:33:46 GMT -5 dominic said:

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS. SHIT?!

Ryan and I fucking KILLED our part of the challenge. We found the soap and the cheyenne in about 3-4 minutes. Then comes Yuri,
the chemist, who has one of the easiest jobs in the whole challenge. AND WHAT DOES HE DO?! He starts asking
question after question after question instead of fucking posting! It was mind-blowing that something so simple was requiring
so much thought for him!! He will be the reason we lost this challenge. Here's an example of his stupidity:

[Yuri] do I post the image or the formula in the same thread as your found items?
[Dominic] post the completed puzzle i guess
[Ryan] yes
[Dominic] and then you have to post 20 cheyennes and 15 soaps
[Yuri] do you have to find that many?
[Dominic] no we just find the images for you
[Dominic] and you post it that many times
[Yuri] so I dont' have to wait for the boat to get there?
[Dominic] no
[Ryan] No!
[Ryan] Go!
[Ryan] we are being timed!
[Dominic] go go go it's times
[Dominic] timed
[Dominic] Yuri, now post 20 cheyennes and 15 soaps
[Yuri] OK is there time between?
[Ryan] NO
[Ryan] just go
[Dominic] GO GO GO GO GO

HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO!!! He's had hours to read these rules and he's so incompetent that he can't
even follow them. He's had the solution for the last 20 minutes, and has only posted 7 cheyennes in that whole time period..

RYAN AND I ARE FUCKING LIVID. I swear, that's first-boot worthy. I don't even fucking care if you are part of the Army of
Skanks. With skills like that, you're worth being replaced.

Update: Yuri is now laughing about this challenge going on about how "easy" it was...

[Yuri] i think its interesting that the host was like "the chemist better get to town on that puzzle"
[Yuri] I mean it was so easy, and then just posting., ha

Uhm... if it was so easy, why did it take you 10 minutes to solve a puzzle followed by 30 minutes to make these 35 "easy" posts?
This is absolutely unbelievable. IS THIS FUCKER INSANE?!

[dominic]

Thank god Tina is here now. The challenge only started two hours ago. But it's okay, she had a good excuse:

[Tina] SORRY
[Tina] I WAS WATCHING THE VOICE

[dominic]

So, after spending a relaxing day with friends, I sign onto the board and prepare myself to begin bullshitting answers for the
Judgement questions I'll surely have to answer. But wait... what is this? WE ACTUALLY FUCKING WON?!



I pretty much shat myself. But seriously, that was too close for comfort. Oh well, we'll just vote Tina out next week!

[dominic]

Totally worth posting to laugh at later. Ellen attempts to make a metaphor. Dear God.

[Ellen] you farm jurors 1-3
[Ellen] i'll farm jurors 4-6
[Ellen] and dom can farm jurors 7-9
[Ryan] farm?
[Ellen] like cultivating votes lmao
[Dominic] omg ellen you are such a poet
[Ellen] God you're a fucking yuri sometimes
[Ryan] the fact that you just made a metaphor of jury management and compared it to farming
[Ryan] makes you SO Yuri
[Ellen] guilty
[Ellen] more Tina of me, but w/e
[Dominic] okay guys, lets go harvest this challenge
[Ryan] Oh, I forgot to water my alliance
[Ellen] lmao maybe tina will let you plow her bush field
[Ryan] LMAOLMAOLMAO
[Ellen] if you know what i metaphorically mean
[Dominic] IM DYING
[Ryan] I LOL'ed
[Ryan] like forrealz
[Dominic] STARTED WITH "WATER MY ALLIANCE" BUT EXPLODED AT "BUSH FIELD"

Btw, we have declared that whenever anyone has a stupid moment, we refer to them as a "Yuri".
Example: I really wish Tina would stop being so yuri!

[aj]

Dec 18, 2012 21:33:46 GMT -5 dominic said:

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS. SHIT?!

Ryan and I fucking KILLED our part of the challenge. We found the soap and the cheyenne in about 3-4 minutes. Then comes Yuri,
the chemist, who has one of the easiest jobs in the whole challenge. AND WHAT DOES HE DO?! He starts asking
question after question after question instead of fucking posting! It was mind-blowing that something so simple was requiring
so much thought for him!! He will be the reason we lost this challenge. Here's an example of his stupidity:

[Yuri] do I post the image or the formula in the same thread as your found items?
[Dominic] post the completed puzzle i guess
[Ryan] yes
[Dominic] and then you have to post 20 cheyennes and 15 soaps
[Yuri] do you have to find that many?
[Dominic] no we just find the images for you
[Dominic] and you post it that many times
[Yuri] so I dont' have to wait for the boat to get there?
[Dominic] no
[Ryan] No!
[Ryan] Go!
[Ryan] we are being timed!
[Dominic] go go go it's times
[Dominic] timed
[Dominic] Yuri, now post 20 cheyennes and 15 soaps
[Yuri] OK is there time between?
[Ryan] NO
[Ryan] just go
[Dominic] GO GO GO GO GO

HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO!!! He's had hours to read these rules and he's so incompetent that he can't
even follow them. He's had the solution for the last 20 minutes, and has only posted 7 cheyennes in that whole time period..

RYAN AND I ARE FUCKING LIVID. I swear, that's first-boot worthy. I don't even fucking care if you are part of the Army of
Skanks. With skills like that, you're worth being replaced.

This is still hilarious!! lol