Post by leah on Dec 13, 2012 18:18:19 GMT -5
 | AJ I gotta say, Morgan, it's very nice of you to let sixteen-year-olds play the game. AJ seems like a decently nice person, reasonably easy to talk to. I dunno, though, she's not as pretty as me. That makes it hard to care about her, though I suppose she'd make a decent minion. |
 | Anthony Somewhere down the line in 1800s, a man saw a woodchuck poking around in the shrubbery and said to himself, "Tarnation, yew know whut? I thank I'd hit thayt." So he took the woodchuck home, and they raised a few kids together, and those kids had kids, and they had kids, and one of those kids had Austin, and that's why Austin has that atrociously rodent-like smile. Seriously, every time I look at him, I feel like he wants to nibble on me. Don't get me wrong, most people do, but from him it's creepy. |
 | Ben I have met people that were dumber than Ben, but not many of them. In the chat last night, I was trying to get all cozy with him, and the guy didn't even notice. Then I said, "The HELL with subtlety," pulled out my whip, to get my Rihanna on, and suddenly Ben's all, "OMG why would you do that??" ...Apparently whipping a black person is racist, even if it's in a sexy way. Who knew? Either way, obliviousness is a turn-off. I don't care what they say about black guys. Once you get blackjacked, you never go back. |
 | Carly Wow, a skinny blonde girl with no other characteristics. That's memorable. Despite being the most generic person on the face of the planet, Carly is actually someone I like. She was the first person to reach out and actually socialized with me. Unfortunately, she told me that I was "the first person to respond to her", which means she was also talking to other people. That's a bit squirrely. Even more unfortunately, she's a bit of a thinker. She was asking me about what color my confessional font is, to see if she could tell whether I was good or evil. Socialite + thinker = early casualty of the Leah Legion. |
 | Chase Never mind, he showed up. New Chase is okay. He's pretty funny, and reasonably charismatic. We discussed the aesthetics of porn together, which is always a good icebreaker, so I could see us having a good time. Or several good times, if he's man enough. At least, if he stops hitting on Ellen every ten freakin' seconds. Take a note, fellas: when a girl tells you that another girl is ugly, telling her all the reasons why you'd probably still bang that other girl is the worst move possible. |
 | Colleen Looks old, hasn't done anything. |
 | Dominic Dominic is odd. He seems boring, but the guy racked up about 50-odd posts in his confessional, which means that either he's spambotting himself, or he's someone that the PWs are all having conversations with. If that's so, he's probably either a returning player or he's mega-famous. Either way, he's gettin' Leah-ed, real soon. |
 | Ellen Not liking Ellen. I decided to throw Survivor trivia to her, because I'm gonna be an epic-level threat eventually, and it's not a good idea to be too badass right out of the gate when we don't even have tribes yet. Then she goes around flirting with all of the guys. Come off it, honey, you're pushing forty. Just because you're experienced, it doesn't cancel out the fact that your face looks like a catcher's mitt. |
 | Jonah My poor naive dope of a husband. Jonah is quite trusting, and he seems like a really capable thinker. That stuff makes him an ideal husband and alliance partner - and I'll need that when I go away for the holidays. But it also makes him a threat, so we'll just have to see how that goes. After all, I have a $400,000 life insurance policy on him, and wouldn't it just be a shame if he were to perish in one of those plagues? |
 | Kendell Kendell seems pretty stupid, and she straight up told me that she doesn't intend to do well in challenges. Well, props to her for downplaying herself as a threat, but, honey, it's not actually strategic to plan on sucking. Well, unless it's *that* kind of sucking, but even then... |
 | Leah Leah is probably the fan favorite going into it, and for good reason. She's smart, she's sexy, she's strategic, she's funny, and, let's face it, who wouldn't want to be a part of the Leah Legion? She's going to have some issues with the holidays, and that might kneecap her in challenges a bit, but if she can make it through that, I can totally see her going all the way. |
 | Leo Leo is pretty meh. He's an old guy, which probably makes him experienced, but I feel like I could do better. He did try talking to me, so I'll lead him on for the lulz if nothing else. |
 | Liam I am Liam! Fear my angry eyebrows of doom! Liam is a pretty decent conversationalist, and a reasonably decent guy. I put him with AJ in the category of "people who are like Ramen noodles: Nice enough in their own way, but nothing I'm particularly excited about." He's not very attractive, he's not very funny, he's not very strategic... he's just him. |
 | Paige A person who decided to play a female character as a raging sociopathic bitch. Now there's an original idea. I lay you ten to one this idiot's password is "password." |
 | Ryan After a chat with Ryan, I starting to think I might be psychic. I can tell literally every single thing that is going in that girl's head. So either I'm reading her mind, or Ryan just says every single freakin' thing that's rattling around in that spacious little skull of hers. It's actually a little bit painful to watch. Jonah threatened to sodomize her with a spring roll after she started telling him to go cook her some Asian food, and she thought it was a come-on. Yeah... no. He's already got this action, hon, and you're not even the prettiest blonde in the cast; guess it's just gonna be you and your electric toothbrush tonight, Flatchest McDudesname. |
 | Sawyer I think he missed his airport check-in for Oceanic flight 815. Seriously, though, I think this guy actually thinks he's Sawyer Ford, and that's literally his only distinguishing characteristic at this point. I'd probably find the Josh Holloway factor attractive, if I could ever get past the big chin. Thanks for that, Jeff Winger. |
 | Tina I've been secretly developing a theory that Tina is a diabolical genius who's intentionally playing the worst game possible, in order to mount the world's most epic and shocking comeback. I'd really like to believe that, because the only alternative is that Tina truly is as failtastic as she appears, and if that's true, then I am saddened for the future of the human race. Seriously. I had people warning me about Tina before I even met her, and I just laughed it off. But then I had a chat with her this afternoon, and... wow. Just wow. I don't know if it's her lack of socialization, her openly-announced showmance with fellow fail Sawyer, or her tendency to whine about anything that she doesn't understand, but this chick is an annoyance savant. Put her in a room with someone, and within ten minutes they'll have come up with nine different ways to kill her. Perfect finals partner? Maybe! |
 | Yuri In Soviet Russia, cast assesses you! Actually, I think Yuri's supposed to be Middle Eastern, but I spent some time modelling in Moscow, and there were fifty Yuris walking down any given street, so I choose to believe that he's Russian. Yuri seems like an interesting guy. Bit of a thinker, but not threateningly so, bit social, but not annoyingly so. I could see us hooking up after Jonah inevitably has a tragic accident... |
Hiii. 
Looking forward to see you play, good luck in the game!